Liverpool
Peter crouch what are you playin' at. I lay the blame for defeat firmly in your hands. I may not be a professional footballer (i'm not even a footballer as it happens) but i sure could have put away some of the chances you missed last night. What were you thinkin trying to put the ball through the keepers legs. instead of putting it either side of him. Are you listening Liverpool Board, give Benitez money, he needs a new striker - don't make me come over there.

" How did that gobshite get on the television?"