Dave Collins to Manchester United
It has been reported in the Manchester Evening Press that David Collins is on his way to Man Utd. This contradicts the rumours circlulating around London that he was on his way to Chelsea under Jose Mourinho. Mourinho has reportedly seen Collins in action on a recent trip to Cork. Collins is a colourful character whose of field antics have made him more famous than his playing career. We can only assume Mourinho sees Collins as a replacement for the increasingly annoying Makelele.


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